What not to wear for Fall Hosiery

Hosiery is out of the closet and BACK on legs-but still never with mules. Suddenly, a female like me could be scatter-brained trying to determine which pair of hose to wear. Start to consider about bold toned fishnet stockings, abundant colored tights, graphic patterns, lacy textures, and pure sheers.

These are some of my personal suggestions on not to wear this Fall:

1. Hose with socks, sneakers, and a suit.
2. Too tiny elastic waistbands visibly oppressive on your midsection.
3. Upper part of pantyhose emphatically poking out of hiphuggers.
4. Wearing shorter skirts and parading the hose's heavier thigh-to-waist panel that resembles a tacky mockery of a bike short.
5. Exposing reinforced toes and heels.
6. Snags, runs, pulls, and particularly ones you are attempting to hide it all with a varnish of crackly nail polish.
7. Thigh highs that act like a sort of sausage casing to chubby thighs.
8. Knee socks on anyone over 15 years of age unless when worn with a school uniform.
9. Hosiery that bags at ankles, knees, or anywhere else on the legs.
10 Hairy leg hair tangled under sheer hosiery.
11. Fully clad back, sheer hose with sandals or open shoes.

Now, you are ready to go on and walk in style along the roads proud of your legwear!